Larry David announces comedy tour dates: Attend 'if you have nothing to do'

Larry David is making it clear he is not dying for you to attend his upcoming tour.

On Tuesday, the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" star and creator announced 10 dates for a U.S. comedy tour titled "A Conversation With Larry David."

"It's really nothing. It'll be a total waste of your time," David said in an unenthusiastic promotional video posted on Instagram Tuesday morning. "There's not that many things to do at night. So, yeah, I guess if you have nothing to do, but you could consider bowling. It's not a terrible [idea] I haven't done in about 50 years. But now that I mentioned it, I think I might hit the lanes soon."

Kicking off in Denver on Sept. 20, the show will span at least several states across the U.S. through Dec. 5.

"Anyway. If you want to go, you go. If you don't, you don't. Not a big deal either way," David quipped.

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'Conversation With Larry David' tour dates, presale code

While the general sale begins on Friday, Sept. 13 at 10 a.m. local time, fans will get a have a chance to purchase tickets a day earlier. Using presale code "PRETTYGOOD" users can buy tickets starting Thursday, Sept. 12 at 10 a.m. local time.

Tickets will be available on LARRYDAVIDTOUR.COM.

• Denver, Colorado at the Paramount Theatre (Friday, Sept. 20, 2024)
• Seattle, Washington at Benaroya Hall (Friday, Oct. 4, 2024)
• San Francisco, California at Bill Graham Civic Auditorium (Monday, Oct. 14, 2024)
• Philadelphia, Pennsylvania The Met Philadelphia (Tuesday, Oct. 22, 2024)
• Atlanta, Georgia at the Fox Theatre (Thursday, Oct. 24, 2024)
• Chicago, Illinois at The Chicago Theatre (Friday, Nov. 8, 2024)
• Portland, Oregon at the Theater of the Clouds (Thursday, Nov. 21, 2024)
• Phoenix, Arizona at the Arizona Financial Theatre (Friday, Nov. 22, 2024)
• Austin, Texas at the Bass Concert Hall (Wednesday, Dec. 4, 2024)
• Hollywood, Florida at The Hard Rock Live (Thursday, Dec. 5, 2024)

'Curb Your Enthusiasm': Acclaimed series ends after 12 seasons

"Curb Your Enthusiasm" concluded this past April after 25 years in a series finale that mirrored the end of the "Seinfeld" sitcom, which David was a co-creator of.

Premiering on Oct. 15, 2000, "Curb" was initially developed from a HBO one-hour special that aired in 1999. The improvised series follows a stubborn version of David grappling with daily annoyances with little regard for social conventions or expectations.

Through its 12 season-run, the series received 55 Emmy nominations and two wins: Once for outstanding directing in 2003 and again in 2012 for "outstanding single-camera picture editing for a comedy series."